Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.
OH MANY SO ONE TIME I LOST MY PHONE. And we posted a reward for it on craigslist
and the next fucking day, we see it up for sale. right above our reward offer. Which means there’s literally no way these guys didn’t see it, and they’re just trying to get more money out of it.
So what did we do, we sent our scary tenant (my fam rented a basement apartment) named mitch. Mitch was 6’7’, built like a football player and was a professional hockey ref. basically you didn’t fuck with him. he’s also a teacher. so he had this great “you dun fucked up” voice.
So he meets the dudes at timmies and goes “can i see the phone”. they pass it to him, he pulls off the back cover and yep its my IME number.
they tried to play the starving college studnet act , he chewed them out because we were offering a hefty reward and yo what they’re doing would have screwed someone else. oh and he embarrassed them in the timmies.
so yea, he stole my phone back.
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie.
It took me 15 minutes to get this.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST EXPLAIN THIS.
I know… a lot of people who need this in their lives.
i don’t know whether or not to spread this around…
I can explain.
Wow.. I didn’t know that
File under : things I wasn’t taught in school
Reblog the hell out of this everyone.
It’s like you guys want to be outraged and offended.
tumblr nobodies, UNITE!!
i think you mean…
for once the supernatural fandom didn’t arrive first
I’m proud of you avengers!
Are we late?
Rebloging twice cuz it’s so awesome
so i made a thing